Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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