The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
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