is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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