Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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