Whoa Z and x make the same sound
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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