And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Randomize
