i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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