that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
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Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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