guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I would fuck him just for his dog
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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