did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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