How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Who died my cat blue again?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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