She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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