scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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