Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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