Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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