Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
The power of my boobs compel you
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
There are leaves in my underwear?
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