Is it normal to miss your booty call?
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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