I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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