i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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