"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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