READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
