I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Randomize
