OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
When did angry sex become our thing?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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