So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Randomize
