Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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