Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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