Non-Jews are for practice
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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