That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
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