He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Randomize
