oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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