we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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