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Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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