Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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