we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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