he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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