Rock
Scissors
Fuck
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
Randomize
