you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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