I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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