You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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