she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
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