vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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