we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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