This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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