the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
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took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
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