Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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