office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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