It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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