So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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