he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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