i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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