BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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